10 Things You Must Know

1. There is only one absolute truth and that is when kareena sings “jaisa filmo mein hota hai, ho raha hai hu-ba-hu” in a song in the movie ‘3 idiots’
2. There is nothing called free lunch but Gyaan is always free, and you’re not even asked if you need it, it is pounced upon you
3. Only those who have already earned Crores, tell others not to worry about salary but work profile
4. Just because the owners aren’t running the company doesn’t mean that the company is professionally run
5. ESOP component of your pay is even more variable than the Variable Pay component (or Performance Linked bonus, if you say so)
6. The most difficult thing to do in Mumbai is search for a good apartment; given that you are a bachelor (will write on this one in detail)
7. The electronic swipe machine at office will always register your swipe if you are coming late or leaving a little early, but it is likely to fail to register the swipe otherwise
8. You will always run out of (sufficient) change to pay the autowallas, especially on weekends
9. You can run, you can hide but you can’t escape the telemarketers calls, they will reach you somehow
10. My blog is becoming more random day by day and I am the one responsible for it, sigh!

P.S. - now please don’t comment that it was the singer and not kareena who was actually singing the song in ‘3 idiots’