Thursday 24 June, 2010

What do you do?

I was trying to find possible ways of venting out frustration (peaceful ways) while seating in my seat in the office, and the idea of putting it down into a blog post is inspired by some recent blog posts by Sanket Bhale (http://lotofshit.blogspot.com/2010/06/to-all-corporate-bitches_17.html and http://lotofshit.blogspot.com/2010/06/why-am-i-pissed.html ).
 
Well here is my list:
  1. Search on Internet about recent earthquakes, hurricanes, landslides, floods etc. > Convince yourself that 2012 will happen and you have nothing to gain in two years, so no point in crying for getting less
  2. Try to justify your current sorrows on your past sins, if you haven’t done any then try to find some flies/mosquito hiding in the desk, kill them so that you commit sin and then justify your current sorrows
  3. Go to the coffee vending machine take a cup of coffee, pour it down in the dustbin, do it iteratively until one of the ingredients (water, coffee or milk) is finished, then when the next cup of coffee is not available blame it on your bad luck and think that the current sorrows is also because of your bad luck
  4. Get some ink (remember ink pen), spray it on a A4 paper and then fold it twice, open the paper, observe the imprints of the ink, keep on doing that until the imprint resembles any awful creature, assume you were just that in your previous birth and that you deserve what is happening to you right now
  5. Open 100 internet explorer on your desktop, 100 MS office, 100 MS excel, 100 PowerPoint, Run some heavy code if you can and then when the computer stops functioning think that nothing is moving in your life and that you can’t do anything about it, it’s out of your reach
  6. Try to remember some scenes from Final Destination movie series and imagine that even worse could have happen so your current misery is no big
  7. Write a blog and tell you friends that you are frustrated, let them pray for you and hope that if God do not hear your prayers, the prayers of your friends will be heard and things will improve very soon

2 comments:

Sanket Bhale said...

Le Deepak! Your first actually funny blog...
Welcome to the jungle...

Vineet said...

@Brooks Bhale- which jungle man?